Everyone got their popcorn ready for this double feature? First we open with two ass hats slap fighting on social meeting before an all out war of words in media outlets.
After that, it’s a special feature of cons trying to untangle this web of fuckary by grasping at straws on how to blame it on libs.
Get ready folks.
Wimpy sat there, too stupid to know he got insulted, and too scared to use his big boy voice. He only does that shit when he’s backed up by his homies or alone at a mic at a rally.
Literally stared at the carpet. You could see the gears turning, but the only thing really going through his mind was that he wanted a hamburger. And maybe a diaper change.
All talk. During the meeting this fucker wimped out and only stared at the floor while Carney spoke. Trump didn’t even pick up that he got insulted and told off.
You could see he wanted to say something, but could barely squeak the words out. Fucking coward.
He shit his diaper and scared himself. He reversed what was supposed to be billion dollar tariffs. What happened to all the calls and people kissing his ass like he said? Did the bonds spook him?
I guess the part that is even more impressive is that his people try their best to vomit up some excuse to cover tangerine man. Deep down, without a doubt, you know his crew is like, this dumb mother fucker. There is no way they aren’t.
4 mile stretch. I hope they run out of people the first mile and they have to run to get in front of the parade to make it look like it’s full. I hope an eagle shits right on his head too.
I dunno about that. Over on a specific sub they are all chanting and drooling on how China will surely bend the knee.
Can we get a Nelson Ha Ha. I feel like I’m living in a cartoon. Sadly, one side refused to see any of this and I’d celebrating a win on how other countries are bending the knee.
Set your timer folks. In order to bury this they just need to come up with something stupid to redirect everyone’s attention. Suddenly, Trump challenges Biden to a boxing match in three days! Oohs and ahhs as this gets swept under the rug. Nothing to see or report here.
Druggie ass midnight rant. Trump scratched his ass and accidentally had a finger go up his hole and his druggie brain got triggered with some ridiculous nonsense. It’s the only real explanation for this shit. It’s non-stop and we’re less than 100 days in.
I don’t know what it can be, but every ounce of me hates both of these men. I don’t even want to call them men. I can’t think of a possible way that they could suffer and feel the emotion of helplessness and sorrow. Whatever would happen, I don’t think they’d care. They literally wouldn’t care - because they have the mindset that they are invincible and can have whatever they want.
Man, I sure hope he went home and realized how much of a fucking loser he is. You know he won’t though. In his head it was fantasy land North Korea type spectacle. They’ll have some post about how it was bigly and bester than any other parade and how there just have been a million people in attendance with sold out tickets.