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I’ve already started in Jerk-off July

“Chat, am I cooked?”

I mean, if tomorrow putin falls out of a window (on accident, of course), after which all russian soldiers pack it up and go home, I don’t think we’re going to chase them. We have too much to rebuild.

Life didn’t give us lemons. We made lemons for ourselves.

A stuntman is an actor too

Actually, Lenin invented the United States in the first place, so their entire country is historically part of Russia /s

It should also be pretty standard to escort a wanted war criminal to prison, and yet here we are

The war started in 1991, when we dared split off from the Russian Empire Soviet Union

Alaska would know something about being sold to another country for money

looks back at Ukrainian history you know, one would think we’d be used to it at this point

The whole “Slavic brothers” bullshit is literally textbook russian propaganda. Some European you are

And a wizard detective

When I’m almost asleep but then my body suddenly wants to use the bathroom: “All nighter it is”

There’s a reason I have canceled my Humble Bundle subscription 5 years ago. Still haven’t gone through everything I wanted

You see, Alaska was historically part of russia, so he’s actually still on the russian ground /s

As it was foretold, I am awakened at the sound of the dropping coin…

Can confirm that it works in Telegram

If your bog is bloody, please seek immediate medical attention

There is, in fact, another way: you go to Valhalla if you die while having sex. Your swordsmanship skills will serve you well either way

Wait, that actually explains a lot about some of the Re:Zero names