I mean, they stopped building cars before the tariffs. I like the F-type a lot, but Jag sales in general weren’t burning up the charts.

“Tariffs.”

Think he’s going to want to win the hearts of the military pretty soon.

Not the first time he or Cheetolini have forcefully inserted themselves into a canal.

Why does it matter? Trump ignores the constitution regularly.

Illegal rendition and kidnapping, not deportation.

Oh no don’t make papa Elon cry.

GOOD NEWS!

“Polarized”? I can’t recall anything since 9/11 that has united left and right as much as this event.

Oh, you mean polarized the rich from the poor.

I don’t doubt things are going very well for him. He’s out of jail, hitting the links, and bribes are pouring in.

Those penguins should know better than to mooch off the US.

Legends.

That’s how to run a country.

Oops. If only there was some way to know that Trump would let his supports down.

#Winning!

Going to have The Kardashians run the Department of Energy.

This isn’t sports, or even a parliamentary system. You don’t have to just accept whoever “your” party nominates.

HEY ELON, WHY WOULD THE LEFT WANT TO DESTROY YOU?

Are we winning bigly yet?

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.