Rayquetzalcoatl

Well, maybe, but they do say variety is the spice of life so…

Thank you! And hey – the way things are going, all signs point to you being there, too. We’re all gonna make it to the new Pangaea!

Good lord. A supercontinent chock full of me. A supercuntinent.

Sorry to burst your bubble here pal, but I’ve been alive for almost three decades in a row and haven’t died once. Judging by that, I’m pretty sure I’ll still be here in 250 million years.

People really think Blitz-era Brits were so decadent? Look at how much cheese is on there! That’s enough to give an elephant nightmares. And that’s like half an onion!

Besides, London rats are a meal all in themselves. No need for fancy cheese and onion cobs when you can go to the bins behind your local and get a wriggling, squeaking meal washed down with some fresh bin juice for free.

Two pom bears eaten at once is just the perfect level of salt. They’re almost a perfect crisp – and who doesn’t love little bears??

Space Raiders til I die, best crisp out there 🫡

Oh neat, some AI shit! Mmmmm!

Shut up, doinkus

Ah well; as long as our very useful, clever, kind, helpful, hardworking, empathetic upper crust are still comfy then I’m sure the country will be fine 😊👍