Programmer Belch

Obviously don’t stare, I have this kind of experience just by locking eyes with some people in the street.

I just go outside and look at women to experience that

It may hurt a lot

Aristotle like explanation

And all of the top comments are sex bots

Beware of the pixel tariffs

Never let your printer connect to the internet

Can you burn a gun?

Thank you for your service o7

GameCube, Wii… Even switch if you can find an emulator fork that still works

They hug 🤗

HP OMEN 16

Some retailers give the option to have no OS installed and with a Windows key, I bought the device when I started switching to Linux and installed a windows partition without activation key. Eventually, I deleted the windows partition as I didn’t use it

I saved around 100€ on my laptop by requesting the FreeDOS model, the option still exists

I’m too eepy to pay attention, that’s why I always carry a notepad

This happens with my screensaver that cycles between error messages like bsod in different OS

Spun is an Isaac transformation that gives you +2 damage, +0.15 speed and a random pill

Oh boy, here I go throwing maidens to rivers

Vegeta totally looks like a submissive man trying to compensate by getting ripped

Software updates for what? New ways to wash your clothes? I only use like two or three settings in mine