They want to help but will hurt you and many others unintentionally. Someone holding out a red fire poker when you’re stuck in quicksand. They do mean well though.

Except this one hurts way more people than it helps. So much winning.

Republicans want to send those arms to ICE. They want to use the military against us.

“Do you get to Turkey very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.”

Switching to Linux to own the libs.

Sorry about that, Chief.

He’s going to kill a LOT of people.

Unfortunately they’re probably going to react by further raising prices on their more popular items, increasing discount promotions only for people who download their app, and then doing the surprise Pikachu face again a year from today.

Padme: Right?

Mountain lions devoured my visage?

If a tire tax is to generate enough money for that purpose then it’ll significantly increase the cost of tires. As a consequence, lower income earners will not replace their tires when they should, leading to more road accidents.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.