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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • so…we should be more concerned about teachers and students hurting some kids’ feelings

    No?

    But it remains that the social dynamics at play make a lot of young conservatives ripe for grooming.

    It’s kinda like being a socially awkward teen, and later becoming an Incel (capital I), and later believing that feminism is ripping society apart at its seams—there are pipelines that move people from childhood to adulthood. And sometimes these pipes stem from really simple things, like that modern city design and culture have made people really, really lonely.


  • I found this one.

    1. Assume interesting shapes

    Hard to understand geometry can inspire curiosity. Intrigue her by adding more complexity to your configuration!

    2. Playfully interact with her as different people

    Hate to break it to you, guys, but not having a personality isn’t going to impress anyone. What will impress a lot of people is having 7, 8 or 9 different personalities that come and go as the mood changes.

    3. Get close!

    Close bonds often reflect a close geography, so try to be in the same room she’s in as much as possible. If she wanders into the kitchen for a soda, wander in yourself to wash your hands. If she’s talking to a friend in the hallway, talk to a different friend in the same hallway.

    4. Be funny

    Comedy can be extrapolated from this base formula:

    P = ¬P

    Such an expression being true would require the dissolution of all fundamental axioms of logic and reason, and is therefore funny. Try explaining this to her.

    5. Be mysterious

    Nothing is more sexy than a masked man of mystery. Show her how mysterious you are by playing ominous sounds while describing a job you don’t know you have, and people you don’t remember speaking to!

    6. Be

    The best way to make yourself available to a woman is to have an existential presence in our natural world.

    7. Share the things you have in common

    Impress her by ovulating with her!

    8. Don’t be afraid to be saucy

    Demonstrate your wild side by flopping about or rubbing against nearby objects and furniture.

    But don’t get carried away. Being too floppy can be off-putting. Try to match her level of floppiness.

    9. Gifts make the heart grow fonder

    Gifts are a great way to establish a connection and to show how much you care. Try giving her the gift of self-love, or the depth of pure sadness. You could also teach her to be less co-dependent!

    10. Try MDMA!

    Ecstacy looks really weird in movies. This could be a great way to experience something new together!
















  • This is true. Jon Stewart held that extremely cringe march to restore sanity some time ago. And if I recall, he later said that calling the Republicans fascists was a step too far.

    Look, I’d vote for him if he was the only option, but he does not represent the anger burning at the heart of the American left-of-center. I believe, much like Biden, Harris, Clinton, Obama, the other Clinton, who are all flavors of the same exact person, he would naively want to make peace with Republicans, to heal the divide, when what we need is to punt them out of congress entirely.

    I mean, has he signaled anything different? Does he recognize the cliff the US is being steered over?