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I have been there. Friend of mine used to run the joint… it’s special.

The stars are not who we are to be concerned about. It’s the people they influence. The people like the Kirk shooter, the Gabbard shooter, the Trump shooter, etc.

These MAGA Stars are fully aware of the type of people they influence.

Gator-Gargle or 1-Thumb Stripper.

It’s Florida. Nobody fucking cares. They’ve already given up by choosing to stay there.

• maid

Their maids for each other.

Skin Cancer is a weird way to pronounce Netanyahu, but I’ll allow it.

Name of your sex tape.

Does a bear shit in the wood, guv? Do pints drink themselves? I fink not.

Captain Rodriguez from Shōgun immediately came to mind for me. I prefer John Rhys-Davies’s version over the newest on-screen rendition.

Except being a LatAm country, they’re dismissed by the west.

Yeah, I had a hard time typing that out.

Reelection time if the Dems actually don’t fuck up a resistance.

I’m not convinced that he wasn’t the real target, despite what was officially stated. Seems a bit too perfect to be true.

What if the United States’ version of defenestration was blaming a random shooter?

• Trump’s would-be “assassin” on the only open rooftop with a view of the president
• Luigi
• Blackstone killer.

I dropped Dem for DSA in 2016.

I’m with you. We can’t know if she would have taken a different stance on this, but at least we wouldn’t have a mugshot hanging from buildings in the capital where martial law has been instituted.

How do those protest votes feel now, assholes?

(to those voters, obvs)

In before 5 people say, “I would never have thought to see them agree.”

If we can’t agree that famine and genocide are wrong, you aren’t human. I’m willing to give her that, at least.

The fuck does this even mean?

Agreed. Now dogs, on the other hand… they’re also the best.

Based on what? That’s not how “upstate” is used… like ever. It’s not synonymous with “upstairs.”