Somehow looks more lifelike than the real thing.

I’m certainly not disagreeing that it tastes bad, but how did you come to learn it tastes like piss, specifically? 🤔

I implore you, do not take your eye off the man with the knife just because a drunken fool with guns at home has entered the room.

Archive link to original Atlantic article here

“I need to retard the timing on my carburetor because it’s suddenly 1973 again”

Its time to chuck that turn cloak fuck!

I mean it’s very clear the issue here is Vladdy just proposed they stop attacking energy infrastructure yesterday. The things Ukraine did were actually prior to yesterday, and therefore no agreement existed at the time, hence the outrage.

Cease fires don’t usually include a “but I get to bop you one more time before we honor our agreement” clause.

They also emit real photons. 🤯