Fellow Brits, I urge you to remember the ‘welcome’ we gave him last time round, and crank it up to 11.

Let’s give this prick a visit he will never forget.

We should consider ourselves lucky there isn’t a genocide happening in the middle east with US backing.

Not strictly true. I have a couple of Lululemon gym t-shirts. 2nd hand, £10 each. They wick sweat brilliantly, dry out quickly, and don’t stink if you have been wearing them for a few hours.

I wouldn’t dream of paying full price, but the materials and build quality of the items are far better than the cheaper fast-fashion alternatives.

To be fair, crack is really more-ish