I remember having to compensate for the Pentium float bug in the Turbo Pascal programs I was writing back then. I really didn’t understand what I was doing at the time, and the 90s version of StackOverflow (A Tripod blog?) wasn’t that enlightening…

Okay. I’ve seen links to this a few times now…

Didn’t we buy Alaska from Russia? (Yes we did)

This is either the weirdest case of buyer’s remorse, or yet another ginned up controversy.

It’s actually red Lectroids from the 8th dimension.

But I understand how you’d get confused.

It’s CRYS-TAL!

Overloading names is frustrating…

https://graphite.dev/

https://graphiteapp.org/

I’m sure there are more…

https://untranslatable.substack.com/p/kuchisabishii

I know I “find” snacks far more often than I need…

Nginx/openresty/kong. Redis/valkey.

Host_ed_, right? They did drop them at some point, I thought.

Definitely got a haircut at some point since I last saw him, too.

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As an outer space crustacean, I understand your confusion, but that is a reference to Adultery: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter

Now GET BACK IN YOUR TRASH CAN!!!

;)