I have to take a first aid course every two years for work. The more I take it, the more determined I am to NEVER use any of it.

The course has gone from “Here’s a few things you can do to help someone who is injured or choking” to “Here’s how to fuck up your life and make what’s left of theirs even worse”.

The first aid course has pretty much scared me off of ever trying to help somebody beyond calling for help.

Jesus’ instructions on divorce are pretty unJesus like.

Slightly off topic but DAE find it convenient that Jesus’ first lecture to his new disciples was about divorce? Like hey, guys. Forget fishing and making money and handling business, and dont worry about your wives anymore.

Superman probably pays more in taxes than Batman.

Right. Like, can you imagine what society would be like if we let bald people vote? /s

Guess Putin forgot to give Trumpie a plane.

They have had greay success at turning gold into less gold.