Either went to a conversion camp or what?

C’mon military, do a coup. Get rid of this administration for us.

/pipedream

You don’t believe in the power of a strongly worded letter?

I just took mine off and now nothing else can happen tonight.

This is so stupid, but every time I read something about Ro Khanna, my brain thinks it’s about Mo Rocca.

I call it the pizza bone.

It’s a nice thought but personally I think it would split the vote and nobody but Republicans will be able to win for a long time.

Do you remember
The 21st night of September?
Love was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While chasin’ the clouds away

The exurbs are far-out suburbs - the part of the suburbs that peter out as the rural area begins. I don’t know if that makes sense for this post because I don’t understand this post even a little bit, but perhaps that’s what OP meant with “ex-urban”?

Ugh I love the scalp massager 🤍

I never thought I’d see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.

Terrifyin’!

Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We’re characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.

I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that’s exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term ‘millennial’ and I don’t identify with it at all, though technically I’m on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.

And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.

And it was always “three Hail Marys and a Glory Be” and you’re golden. What a weird ritual.

Not the dude in the Bible, because the things he’s supposed to have done are impossible. So probably there was some dude that did or said some things and then got a bunch of folklore attached to him. A certain amount of the jesus story comes from contemporaneous myths - IIRC, a virgin birth was a common one.

The best thing about a colonoscopy is that once it’s over, you’ve got a decade until your next one.

Welp there goes my evening

Aw man what’d I miss?

When the cat
comes around