Nice dream

This is the stupidest timeline. We miss you Harambe

-4 dolls. All patriotic Americans are required to surrender 4 dolls immediately for processing and export to Central America

This is some dystopian fan fiction.

Jose has seen me come to work everyday through those doors for more than half a year. I believe this was his idea of a joke. He must have disabled the turnstile right before I was to scan my key card. I went straight to my manager to see “If everything was OK.”

And it’s not all that well-written, either.

Appreciate that. I was skimming through the next and didn’t specifically see the words “martial law” anywhere. It’s another baseless series of actions that will undermine the rights of people everywhere, but it’s not Martial Law yet

Even if this is somewhat cool and interesting, it definitely reads like it was written by AI, and is more than twice as long as it needs to be. If not AI, you need to better edit your posts, Op.

You want happiness? Stop demanding the world cushion your fragile psyche.

I don’t understand the strange strawman that’s being set up and knocked down here. With its repeated usage of “you” and “your”, the author seems to be speaking to their audience; but then casting their audience into a dark light, a tangle of declarations that don’t apply to most people at all.

When you’re hypersensitive to criticism, it’s because you’ve conflated your fragile ego with your worth. You’ve mistaken your current position in the hierarchy for your eternal fate.

Like I said, a strawman. Who is this for? I guess those who are hypersensitive to criticism, who have specifically considered their eternal fate to be reflective of their current position “in the hierarchy”?

Stop catastrophizing. Your boss’s nitpicking, your partner’s sigh, the anonymous troll’s jab—these are not existential threats. They’re feedback. And feedback is the universe’s way of saying, “Hey, here’s a map to a better version of you… if you’re brave enough to read it.”

Yeah, that’s not how trolls work. Trolls troll for kicks, hoping to trigger people. Trolling does not present you with a “map to a better version of you”.

What a strange soliloquy

This right here. It’s madness that this is what it’s coming to

Sorry if I’m a bit out of the loop, but what’s happening in 13 days that’s of note?

Short answer, No.

Long answer, Noooooooooooooooooo

Some people are so poor that all they have is money

They got us fighting a culture war so we don’t fight a class war.

Very concerning for sure.

Any chance of a summary rather than a link to a .mov file?

Don’t forget about suffering from more illnesses too

Maybe if workers actually Won by doing their jobs, this would be even close to approaching accurate.

Meh

I hate that I’m right

I didn’t look, but it’s Russia, isn’t it?

Too expensive