You ‘might’ not be able to provide sources for that insinuation.

That’s not an opinion, it either is or isn’t detrimental.

and actually doesn’t secretly fuck your teeth up.

Well that’s a ominous insinuation without proper sourcing.

At the end of that word salad he says something regarding masochism, so I think he actually meant to reply, but his reading comprehension left him hanging so he didn’t catch OP was talking about John Oliver (being the Western European living in the US).

(That, or they are just the fevered ramblings of a syphilitic brain. either way, your ‘wtf is this even’ applies)