It’s Matt!

I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.

Oh no, wherever will middle school girls be able to try out shoplifting now?

69 cousins! How nice.

That was really their name?!

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Addiction, yes, that’s well documented. But what’s this about being a known sex pest?

I’m not saying you’re wrong, he’s got lots of money and has authored a few wonky sex scenes in his books throughout the years (obviously up to and including the kids at the end of IT), so it’s certainly possible.

But I’ve never seen his name come up in any real life stories about this. Just got a few pages down into a DDG search for “Stephen king accused” and found nothing. There was a “top 12 Stephen king controversies” article that made no mention of any sexual allegations outside of the IT scene and him apparently arguing against the cancellation of a Woody Allen biography on censorship grounds.

Do you have any sources for your “known sex pest” claim?

I mean, yeah, that’s how bans work.

That casket is clearly octagonal.

All I know about French prisons I learned from reading Catch Me If You Can. If that’s any sort of accurate, he’s gonna have a bad time.

The cool pic of a skeleton with a gun, sure.

Not the meme, though. It’s all in lowercase, they wouldn’t be able to read it.

Would take a little bit of doing, but rig the box flaps to a platform inside the box, then pour all the glitter on that, so that opening the box raises the platform and dumps all the glitter.

She runs the Department of Homeland Security, not Restaurantland Security.

Hmmm, I’ll have to check them out, thanks.

I just checked and my three aren’t on the list, thankfully (two 665s and a 650). Best remotes I’ve ever had, hands down.

Has anyone come out with an equivalent spiritual successor product yet? I’m gonna lose my shpadoinkle if one of mine dies and I have to go back to remote hell or some janky universal remote and codebook.

I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

#7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.

Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

Not sure I’ve ever seen #5 with the clip still intact.

I have this book. Wife got it for me as a stocking stuffer or something, I think.

Throughout the book, in all the recipes, ingredients lists, etc., nearly all references to the word “chicken” have been replaced with “cock.”

Some sections/chapters include:

• Choking the Chicken
• How to Stroke Your Cock
• Cock of Ages

There’s also a companion book, Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More.

You know, for the ladies.

🎵 not doing science and one’s not alive 🎶

nicole## @ two different instances. I don’t remember the numbers nor the instances. Interestingly, I blocked both users, but they don’t show up in my blocked users list in Boost.