Remember when they were all screaming and crying about HIPAA with COVID vaccines?

The second one looks like the first one’s mugshot

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

Why are people moving here? Go away! We’re overcrowded with stupid and you’re just gonna get caught in our sea of idiots.

Oh! Yes. I thought you were saying that Mel Brooks was Pizza the Hut. But now I get it.

Q. Where tf did you find this monstrosity
A. Mel Brooks('s mind)

Sorry, I got my Schwartz twisted

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke’t! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

Dom DeLuise*

It even says it on the wiki you linked

Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet

C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today

I went to school with a kid for a year and a half. He nearly bit off another kid’s cheek. I remember him as being troubled and I remember being scared of him before he mauled a classmate.

Depending on how egregious or shocking his reactions were to things, he could be quite memorable.

No, that’s phase 3. Phase 2 is foreclosures, bankruptcy, and buying at insanely discounted rates. THEN it’s slaveprison labor.

GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!

For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn’t even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y’all who keep me in check.

He’s so full of shit

To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn’t tell me about

Didn’t we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can’t remember the source right now