FWIW the red light is the “hey you’re too tall” signal and changes pretty quickly. Almost feels like it shouldn’t even have a yellow light, just dump straight to red and hope the truck slams on its brakes.

Butt stuff

I think another big problem is that companies tend to install insanely invasive anti-virus and productivity tracking applications on the computer that are constantly sucking up the computer’s resources.

Don’t forget the crushing realization that all your childhood dreams are dead!

The other 28% are the rich

I mean we also blew up a lot of nukes on American soil on purpose too!

I know you’re likely referring to New Shepard but Blue Origin did make it to orbit with New Glenn

I mean, you’re now owned by IBM who did help the Nazi’s… seems like it’s come full circle!

Didn’t that turn out to not be true?

“In other news, Trump was seen sporting a cast on his left hand”

The pinouts on motherboards actually has been mostly standardized, it’s just that case manufacturers can’t guarantee that your putting a motherboard in with that standard layout

To be fair he was the best landlord I ever had. Took care of like everything as soon as we said the slightest word there might have been an issue.

I was once helping a previous landlord install a new dishwasher and during a the first test cycle I opened it and he yelled “NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING”. Turns out he thought they filled up with water like a clothes washer. A window really would have helped him.

The Linux equivalent is a kernel panic

To be fair a lot of the time a blue screen is shitty drivers…

And we ask those people to kindly, but firmly, leave.

This might make a good movie plot

Can revive the dead

Why would you need to put it in at an angle if the batteries are supposed to be connected in parallel?

Inb4 this gets removed by mod