I would have opted for a catheter so I could change bags.

Right? Tons of studies show that treating your employees well is way more profitable than treating them like shit. Even from a capitalist perspective, it’s stupid to not treat them well.

I bet it’ll still be brown people

Voters don’t really pay close enough attention for that to matter. The vast majority couldn’t tell you a single ‘dark side’ thing he did.

Obama is super charismatic, which is a large part of why he won in the first place.

It would be nice to see Trump get absolutely destroyed by the person he hates most in the world.

Just don’t ace it or every branch of the military will start harassing you at home trying to get you to join.

It seems you missed the part where this was scheduled well in advance.

That’s the thing, the agency already existed. They just renamed it.

Yeah, look at what just happened to the used car market because of the chip shortage during COVID.

Yeah, awarding penalties doesn’t mean anything if you can’t enforce it.

With a smidge of Saudi Arabia thrown in.

Why put in the effort to hide it? It’s not like anything is going to happen to them.

I meant more along the lines of the episode of Family Guy where Peter shoots Cleveland Jr. On accident and Carter supports Peter because he shot a black person.

I am. No one should be able to pay employees under minimum wage (which needs to be increased).

My problem with illegal immigrants is that they exist in the first place.

If you want to come here, work, and contribute to society, then why the fuck shouldn’t you be let in?

El Salvador

¿Porque los dos?

Yeah, it’s really a rare instance of quick thinking on his part (relatively)

Yeah, I have noticed that the Honda and Toyota dealers near me are usually pretty empty, while the domestic brands are pretty full.

Eh, I’d say about as real an ethical landlord. They do exist, but they’re never around when you need them.

But there are a handful of cases in recent history where an armed civilian stopped an active shooter. I think it happened with one of the church mass shootings, I want to say Georgia, but that might have been an off duty cop (technically a civilian).