And yet… still got elected? I find this disconnect so bizarre.

It would take a lot. Moths are pretty small.

If the USA lowered flags to half mast every time there was a school shooting you may as well just cut off the top half of the flag pole. It’ll never get used.

A lifestyle change would have arguably saved him, if he decided to stop living like a human shitstack that is.

Early “people skills” or “early people” skills? Hmmmm

forming a task force with a diverse set of stakeholders to discuss the matter further

I guess we can just infer what this means…

Brisket is the “chest” of beef - the underside between the front legs. It’s fatty and full of sinew which makes it great for slow cooking.

Here’s his latest t-shirt. (Sorry, this is the best resolution I could find)

I recall Trump has already had it.

And issue an executive order renaming the European Honey Bee to the American Honey Bee.

Not to mention Yellow Split and Yellow Split Peas are apparently different things too.

And don’t forget to say thank you.

Maybe throw a housing association in there too. You’ve gotta make sure your fining people for growing the wrong flowers.

I don’t think they hate us, it just that they love money more. They can, and do, inflict untold misery and suffering so long as there is money at the end of it.

Kinda. Murdoch killed the NBN because Foxtel was not in a position to compete with fibre.

Nah, my wife likes that I’m fjorded for her pleasure.

Did anyone else From Melbourne immediately think of Franco Cozzo?

Grand Sale!

America’s fixation on drugs is beyond psychotic. God forbid someone actually enjoys their shitty life a little bit. When does congress get its random drug tests? Oh, that’s right, the rules don’t apply there…

That needs to be faked? What’s wrong with the real thing?

Is that a wedge-tailed eagle? Those birds are huge.