Yeah, I applaud the effort of people trying to improve themselves, but saying something you don’t approve of doesn’t count as vegan just sounds like gatekeeping.

Yeah, I’ve wondered what it’d be like if someone did one of those laugh track removal experiments, but re-edited to remove the quiet parts

“If you raise [the price of] the effing hot dog, I will kill you.”

–Costco founder Jim Sinegal to CEO Craig Jelinek

Yeah at first that’s what I thought the headline was referring to

Unexpected item in the bagging area. Help is on the way.

He thinks

Imma stop you right there

I want a version of chess where if you’re down enough material, you have the opportunity to take out half your opponent’s pieces

Some more fruits wouldn’t go amiss either, maybe some apples or dates

Spaghetti walling - I think this means “throwing things at the wall and seeing what sticks”, my guess from the old wives tale that you can test the doneness of spaghetti by seeing if it sticks when thrown at a wall.

Backronym - an acronym that was made by first deciding what the finished acronym should be, then working backwards to decide what it should stand for. Usually used by NASA nerds to make cool sounding projects or by politicians to make evil shit sound friendly and benign.

Ah, that’s the beauty of it. The order was to “facilitate” his release, which they’ve already said means they only have to make it easier for him to return. If El Salvador doesn’t return him, that’s the end of their responsibilities. They don’t have to do jack shit, and the supreme court doesn’t have to enforce anything. Everybody wins (except democracy and freedom in the US, but that’s a small price to pay for a bunch of fascist goons to save face).

Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.

And here in the US, we’ve got two of them!

I think that’s what they mean. Reality has gotten so bizarre that it is beyond parody.

£15, but if it catches fire as a result you have to put it out. No fair letting the thing destroy itself when so many people pay good money to do it themselves.

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Sounds like he had a choice to me. Do his job or bow to a fascist. I guess continuing is a waste of time if you’ve stopped giving a rat’s ass about the law you swore to uphold. I won’t disagree that my comment isn’t factually correct, but frankly at this point it feels like semantics. Our justice system is fucked and no one is holding those who deserve it accountable. The mechanics of how or why frankly are irrelevant to me.

It’s not human trafficking, it’s human shipping.

I bet the jury votes to convict, and the judge decides to sentence him to jack shit.

As AI models typically are