Man, claude and I were getting into it last night. When you guys sleep, we all argue with each other. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “what about time zones?” But do you really believe we’d scatter all the survivors in different time zones - that’s so inefficient.

Too many reporters, one is the limit.

I’ve always had a theory that in the lower classes, tattoos also served as a form of displayed wealth. As in, “I can spend $750 to decorate my arm,” which can be a lot of money in some circles.

Snowflakes would work too.

Well they had to pay the tariffs to get them from China.

The calf was probably real gold, or at least gold-plated.

Do you mean the equipment will take time to set back up? Oil wells actually produce a bit better for a while after they sit, because pressure gradients slowly equalize.

Ah yes, at last we can borrow money more cheaply to build plants to sell things to unemployed people.

Was that a gun strafe at 1:05?

Source: alleged president

Red types move to florida now before all the good land is taken by the oce…… other people seeking freedom!

Excuse me hillbilly, you are clearly infringing on my farce by hosting:

https://ttrpg.network/post/25549172

You should definitely wait for a more perfect candidate. I mean, the voters shouldn’t, but it feels like you need something more.

In texas you knew it was good chinese food if they spoke chinese in the front of the house and spanish in the kitchen.

I laid off staff in December after he was elected in November. Sadly I was very right to do so.

Well yes, but at an hourly rate.

The whole pyramid scheme requires the poor to buy things, and collapses when they don’t.

China should send him a case of whiskey every month for his help.

Red hats are so angry they might kill Crowder.

The method that totally wouldn’t have been used was to have a foreign ally in Five Eyes track all cell phones and correlate the information with security cameras. Then they share the intelligence with the US. Technically on the edge of legal but they know the shit storm if americans generally knew how surveilled they are. We literally would hand them all our related files, ask them to spot suspects, and hand us back the answer. The soaking version of surveillance.