Mr. Glass has been trying to reach you

Wait a sec, you’re saying humans are the problem?

Games are bad, they make you mad

I don’t go so far as to think thing A is true all the time, but I believe thing A is true 90% of the time, and I would prefer to ignore those other 10% cases

The level of honesty with his prejudice is refreshing I suppose, but wow what a piece of shit

Calling out Western Imperialism is fair game, but I find it hard to believe that the Ukranian “Occupying Nazi Regime” is of any power or relevance when their openly Jewish president A.) won the election with 73% of the vote and B.) remains alive and well despite a neighboring superpower country actively trying to kill him for over 3 years

I think it was intentional so they could inject the word “goth”, similarly to how propane became propain

I got nauseous watching that movie. Not from the content matter, but rather the stupid ‘artsy’ camera rolls.

What makes the uncut version better?

I refuse to own any car capable of violating my privacy

Is this you?

CEO Jensen Huang after reading your disparaging remarks about his company:

Edit: apparently I fail at uploading gifs to lemmy

once taxes are low you’ll be a Fortune 500 CEO before you know it.

Really? I can’t wait! 🥳

Found my spirit animal

I don’t know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap

Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis’ soul

Has SpongeBob said thank you once?

Oof

*Nintendogs