I think the word spoiler is mandatory. You’re also missing line breaks

::: spoiler the spoiler
hidden content
:::

not

::: the spoiler
hidden content
:::

or (your version)

:::act 3:::

Tested on the Lemmy web UI

The joys of getting old(er), issue 67: You can now “stand up too fast.”

I never got how this is “spending an evening with friends”. You’re watching a movie, each of you, individually. There’s no interaction at all (at least if you’re not one of those dipshits that try their hardest to ruin the movie for everyone else). How is this in any way comparable to eating together or even just existing on a park bench?

My father’s neighbor has always been “Ms Waldi” to me. 10 years after my mom and I moved out from his house, my dad told me when I was visiting that that’s not her real name.

That lady used to have a dachshund. “Waldi” is a common German name for them (or dogs in general), so my mom used to call her that. My dad copied my mom and I my dad. I still don’t know that woman’s real name.

Oh, and my dad’s new one also calls her by that name.

oh look at him. He doesn’t like what everbody likes. Grab him!

Everyday Normal Guy by Jon Lajoie

I take this to be a stab against people who pass on beef and pork due to their impact on the climate and eat insects for protein instead.

But I’m not sure.

Some jurisdictions demand that the officer tells you the supposed infraction rather than playing the old game of “Do you know why I stopped you?”

Well, if you don’t apply the term “brother” exclusively to full siblings, he could be a liger or a tigon.

Devices are configurable via software. If windows managed to “flip a switch” on the WiFi chip, it would affect Linux as well if it didn’t reset it on boot.

Because you can’t really respond to a downvote.

All David_Eight was alluding to was that my employer isn’t the best. Why the hate?

I wish break rooms with sleeping facilities were more common. A quick nap would be so much more helpful than a gallon of coffee.

You see, your issue was that you didn’t Yes-Amen a meme against capitalism. On Lemmy that is a cardinal sin. Now read from The Capital for an hour to repent.

Coincidentally, there is no laundry or shower on the international space station.

Adding to that: Worn clothes are “thrown out the window” and burn up in the atmosphere.

Why ask the manufacturer about the average consumption when you can ask the person in question about the real consumption?

Maybe they get assigned roles each day at random to increase security?

update pulls the metadata about your packages (to see if there are new versions, and which), while upgrade applies the patches.

Could it be that “signs” are meant to hedge one’s bets? It doesn’t expose you as much if the other party isn’t interested.

one car has to inch forward every 5 seconds even though they are already way past the line

In my limited experience these cars are driven by people so absorbed by their phones that they don’t realize they aren’t fully engaging the brakes.