This is like the forbidden German super tank of office chairs.

Marge-tachi holding hate: I just think it’s neat.

Oh, that was beautiful and very much appreciated. I’m kind of going through it right now, and it was very calming to have someone’s hand reach through the ages and rest on my shoulder. Really contextualizes the human experience.

We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

To be frank, Bill Maher has always been a pompous, self-involved, ass. Bill Burr pointed out his bullshit when he was a guest on one of his podcasts as well, if I remember correctly.

God rest his beautiful, fat soul. Whassa matter Timmy, you no like it?!

Gotta walk around the back of the car to give yourself time to air out on your way to the driver’s seat.

anchovies

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

He doesn’t have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.

Smh, these middle manager types, amirite?

No PlayStation, only crab juice.

“You sunk my battleshit!”

FORTRAN? More like, these hands. Put 'em up, numb nuts.

They do move in herds