An organization that doesn’t allow a change as simple as sex is OK is a stupid org. But man this guy, at 30 going for a 17 year old is just fucked up. But its explainable. Priests get to know who’s mentally vulnerable and they are sexually restrained. Do naturally they know where to get sex from. The whole religion concept is so stupid.

Oh this helps!

Anyway, after I got a flat tire, I went around the parking structure with my box cutter slashing tires left and right. I figure I could fix my flat tire by testing flat tires in as many cars as possible.

I don’t think god exists. I keep telling you all. This is your very first and last life you’re ever going to have.

For that reason, I’m in the couch trying to not toast alive in my house.

I bet people in other lesser countries like Mexico people are suffering incredible hardship that is unimaginably worse than ours. If only there was a body of people organized for the purpose of helping us all!

Anyway, if anyone needs me I’ll be found in my living room within the sweaty damp area.

That magazine has had people BSing since the 1920’s I’m sure.

The vagina monologues were promising but didn’t set well with him.

Its a zero win. I would have eaten this because I’m vegan. Meat eaters would prefer normal meats. Now I go back to just beans. Fuck rather I won’t even say what I eat. That way the retards leading this stupid Rednoseance won’t ban whatever I plan to eat next. Heck you know what? I’m totally going to eat beef. The most expensive kind of beef and chicken. Yeah! Totally. I’m a vegan and I will go eat the most popular meats out there!

Now he’s after African Americans??? WTF! What next Chicago Italians?

So that’s 8 total ministers.

2 ministers + 6 others…others ministers I assume.

How about a n NBC sitcom about a Republican racist asshole who moves to Seattle and makes a ton of friends only to find out they are all gay at the nude bike riding parade?

Who was the last ruzzian asshole president to be tossed into a volcano? Yes it could be accidental and from the 5th floor so long as the body enters the lava.

Can I still use visa or MasterCard on a dildo? And can I pay for it in cash… Dollars? Is my money accepted at the local adult bookstore?

Dumpster diving again there bud? …baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

I asked if we could go to hell without tattoos:

Those aliens have incredibly fast ships. It doesn’t matter how fast you turn your gaze, they’re one step ahead.

What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?

No tampoon dispencer?

Brilliant marketing campaign!

Fine. I haven’t watched a single Olympic piece of shit athletic game? in like 20 years. Go ahead, ask me…who won gold for swimming in the pool like 3 or 4 times back and forth like a stupid mofo? Don’t know! Who gives a single australian cluster flying fuch? I don’t. I go swimming instead of watching swimming.

Oops…sorry!

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Maybe next time around?