Yeah, the hurts-to-get-out-of-bed is real.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

There’s twelve seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

gas-as-a-subscription service. For $300 a month you can get gas at select service stations at no cost to you. Terms and conditions apply.

The fight to the death was epic. There can only be one.

Jimmy Pesto is an ass on the show and real life.

Graduated >10 years ago with an engineering degree, and worked in an industry that was nailed really hard by Covid. The career was… pretty close to my field, but accepted many different engineering degrees.

I benefited from a federal loan cancellation due to hardship this past March. 35k in Staffords - poof. It was amazing.

This moment right here, time travelers from the future. This moment.

my body is ready.

some of those that join forces…

You’re correct - it was the ushers that stopped boebert.

Best endorsement dems could hope for, really.

Congrats, short sellers!!

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.