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Probably catgut

Please keep linked headlines intact:

The fight is on. How redistricting could unfold in 8 entangled states

Please don’t juggle balls of bees

Oh, so there really was only room for one Sigourney.

Wow, just one easy step

Availability: Out of stock

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

It was what it was

Read it the first time as “composting”

Why 47 Days? 47 days might seem like an arbitrary number, but it’s a simple cascade:

200 days = 6 maximal month (184 days) + 1/2 30-day month (15 days) + 1 day wiggle room 100 days = 3 maximal month (92 days) + ~1/4 30-day month (7 days) + 1 day wiggle room 47 days = 1 maximal month (31 days) + 1/2 30-day month (15 days) + 1 day wiggle room

It’s always the salmon, isn’t it

For others finding out this way: https://www.cbssports.com/boxing/news/george-foreman-dies-at-76-heavyweight-boxing-legend-famous-entrepreneur-leaves-big-legacy/

Ahh, the origins of shitposting