Giant Red Panda

Or the poor adults who can’t be bothered to parent their own spawn.

Gunman Luigi

Someone already did

Everybody’s gettin’ webshots.

But once you do…

Some folks have to learn the hard way.

1. Don’t type in code from the internet that you don’t understand.
2. Always have a backup.
3. Sometimes you’re going to bork your system. Know when to reinstall, restore and move on.

Cum if she wants to. Cum around the world.

Odds don’t mean shit when you win the die in a fireball lottery. Odds are zero if you don’t play.

Conan O’Brien as Desmond Tutu.

I’m just trying give her that system-d.

They’re not voting for Republicans. They’re voting against Democrats. And, no, they will never learn.

My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.