Not sure who wrote this specifically but a bunch of Clickhole was written by Joe Kwaczala who is hilarious.

Now there’s a new pandemic of teachers shooting up their administration.

Wow, news to me. That place sucks.

But he’s doing it right now??? Ohh he’s conflating the current administration with America even though all their values are in complete contradiction to everything this country is supposed to stand for. Got it.

Funny, that’s why I get the latest Pixels, for the camera. It’s a great backup to my Z6II.To each their own! I’ve been saying for years though as soon as someone releases a phone with a real sensor and lens I’d buy it in a heartbeat. Idk what you like to shoot, but if it’s wildlife then may I cordially invite you to post to /c/wildlifephotography.

Eh. I take your point, but disagree. Working in IT I have the privilege of hearing how frustrated iPhone users constantly are with their devices. But it’s a frustration they’re used to and to replace it with a more functional device would cost them status so it’s a nonstarter.

Just last weekend I was helping a friend set up a pi-hole and he got stuck changing the DNS server IP in his router. The router only had an app and it wasn’t working on his iPhone. I was able to download the app, login to his account, and change the DNS setting while he was still trying to get the app to start. This after an hour of him teasing about my Android. I’m not saying this has never happened on a non-apple device but when you have that much more control over your device and applications it makes it possible to actually troubleshoot and work around those kinds of issues. The iPhone is just a phone and social media machine. I’m carrying around the most powerful tool on my toolbelt.

And I don’t mean to disparage people who like iPhones, everyone is entitled to what they like and it takes all sorts. I am just saying I think the argument is silly at this point.

People love their iPhone vs Android arguments. I admit I used to revel in it back when smartphones were new and every update was massive. I’ll even admit I’m still riding the high of winning one of these arguments in a bar 2010 by using my camera flash as a flashlight.

But there’s only so many ways to joke about Apple’s feature lag. There’s only so many ways to correct or explain to normies things like green text bubbles, worse picture quality in some apps, or that the cheapest android is not going to be able to compare to the Apple flagship, yadda yadda yadda.

Now when someone tries to drag me into one of these conversations my whole mind just glazes over. I have a pocket computer I can do near anything with, and you have a fashion accessory. We are not the same. If you like the fashion accessory then that’s fine with me, but if you have to put down my choices in order to justify your own then you’re going to have a bad time. I had to maintain a work iPhone and help others with theirs for many years so I am very, extremely, intimately familiar with its limitations, just as you are about to be.

So many fake Simpsons Trump “Predictions” I see them literally everywhere. It’s so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate … prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.

Quality meme right here

I guess Jonah Hill is next, then Elizabeth Moss?

You know what? Okay. Where am I going?

I honestly forgot about civ 7. Wow what a crazy long month it’s been…

Ah yes, the tragic wave of innocent Tesla owners having their daily drivers ritually torched by angry mobs. Definitely a real thing, definitely not just a few dealership lots going up in smoke under extremely convenient circumstances. Definitely not insurance fraud from a company that’s hemorrhaging value and propped up by enough tax subsidies to fund a small nation. Let’s all clutch our pearls and act like someone’s grandma just lost her only ride to church. You good, or do you need a GoFundMe for your imagination?

Everyone acting like it’s okay to throw eggs at billionaires’ yachts because of wealth inequality. Then you should have no argument against rich kids throwing caviar at homeless shelters because they disapprove of being asked to share. Just saying.

"Ah, you think IDEs are your ally. But you merely adopted the lDE. was born in Notepad, molded by it. I didn’t see syntax highlighting until I was already a man-by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

Largest case of insurance fraud from an automaker**

Is ‘Tesla innovation’ slang for copying other’s work and calling it your own? Because even that isn’t exactly original.

And this photo shows a group of child laborers going in for a 12-hour night shift at a meat packing plant in Kansas, 2025. Just kidding, they will not make the mistake of allowing photography this time around.

TIL I’m only 13. Hellz yeah, skibidi doo dah skibidi day or whatever the kids say now. I’ll ask my kid now that she’s older than me.

Presumably, Pudin has some blackmail material on Orange Julius, though it’s hard to imagine there’s any information out there that could damage him. Russia literally already said they helped him win, so now he owes them. We already know he was Epstein’s child trafficking partner; we already know he’s a pedophile and a rapist and a child rapist. Whatever they’ve got on him must be insane.