Congrats on your decision to replace Google spyware with Apple spyware.

Because “sucking ass” already means something else.

Just then, the floating, disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started screaming

Keep it going full steam.

Profit.

Short version: American companies add wax to American chocolate.

Look at how many Americans would voluntarily die themselves just to prevent “unworthy” people from getting free health care.

These people exist.

Ehhh

I mean

Didn’t you know? They’re assembled in factories.

Sigh.

Yeah, well, I could call my dick the Magnum Opus but that wouldn’t make it two feet long.

Vin Diesel is…

PINOCCHIO

Sir, this is shower thoughts, not troll posts.

(Ask me how I know they are a “sir.”)

Aha, I see, irony.

By “every action” you mean “no again.”

Plumbing warehouses must be the wealthiest businesses in the world.

Looks like you made a typo, the U.S. is included as a growing market.