We stand together against tyranny.

Yeah uuh lets not do that. Id rather use some of those appetizing syringes i found under the bridge than drive a tesla.

I thought this said mukbang for a sec and invisioned nicado avocado ravenously consuming various heart shaped meals trying to escape his delusions of leading a heathy lifestyle

I know i bought this thing not intending to replace it for the next decade or two

Cant fucking argue there since the parlement was on the verge of dissolving every week, maybe its not all bad and we can actually get a government that does shit instead of one that does very little

God damn it i just bought the 5

Hammod usesch ah fookin toylet an Jame commi’s arson

The boarding officer’s hand seems to grow between 00:07 and 00:08. Is this ai generated?

Professionals have standards

The goodest boy

Rest in piss, i will not miss those terrible fucking articles

You sick bastard, i demand MOORE!

There is a saying that god gave man a brain abd a penis. And only enough blood to run one at a time. That is unfortunate, but thankfully the brain works tirelessly to activate the latter as much as possible

Did you do this? Because if so send more pics pls. This is hilarious

Holy shit was this thing attacked with a fucking machete or something

Finally a good use of ai

Accidentally ate a spicy noodle challenge instant ramen with ghost peppers. My guts have been completely rearranged and its not in a good way.

Kentaro miura would be spinning in his grave if he heard those prices

Holy shit, im gogging out of my mind

Non credible defence is leaking over