Hmmm… Smoking protests?

Tik Tok challenges are really going to another level.

I think trolleys are fantastic modes of transportation.

Truth is a left-wing conspiracy! Facts are trash only used by Democrats!

He’s such an ideal Bond villain. Unfortunately there was never a Bond film featuring the villain being a president because no one could imagine something so outlandishly heinous. Speaks to the quality of this timeline.

WWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY!?!

Technically it’s correct

…until that one breaks.

Then it’s a shit storm.

Might make for a good horror movie. They keep her alive for further impregnation, creating a family town. At the end they find out that the great mother is some lady in a bed.

At the end they can say “based on a true story.”

I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.

You know why the 2008 financial crisis happened? Banks sold assets under the assumption that their credit rating was intact.

Sure, I would afford Airbus every benefit of a doubt, but sorry, Boeing is building a track record which none of us should ignore. My speculation is warranted.

Boeing’s gonna Boeing

Good, you got the multi-Franks. People couldn’t handle your lone dog last time. They felt they got the shaft. Am I right? Am I right?

It’s funny how all of those voices that talked about jack booted thugs breaking down doors and then needing their 2nd amendment rights to protect themselves are so quiet now. I guess racism trumps all that.

But man, is it a frank.

So now just go donate half to the ultra corrupt Cheeto and get you a pardon. That’s how the “law” is working now, right?

I double dog dare you!

So everyone in hell is ripped?

There i$ no way Democratic politician$ would ever $uccumb to Elon’$ lure$.

Another high quality hire for a high quality administration.