TragicNotCute

It’s a masturbation joke.

But it doesn’t cross the blood brain barrier so it doesn’t really do me much good.

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Uh, isn’t that what this is?

A teenager was just shot to death in her home for existing and that’s your reaction? Bruh.

I’ll probably quit next week, this one has been rough. I’m not addicted though.

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

In case you want a bit more info: https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/sos-migrants-held-texas-fear-notorious-el-salvador-prison-2025-04-30/

…Dad?

It’s double illegal now. Everyone knows that’s when shit gets super serious.