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People: Oh how cool, I can monitor my chicken nuggets from my couch ~5m away.

This would genuinely be handy for me though. I’ve got a nine year old, and have similar aged kids over quite regularly. If I’m dealing with the kids, I can’t always hear the air fryer finishing. A notification to the phone that’s in my pocket would be really helpful.

As you say though, there’s always shit tacked on :(

Yep. I’ve said this before, but I don’t understand how a community that only provides links to external communities is supposed to help Lemmy grow, as opposed to taking people away 🤷🏻‍♂️

‘Get out of the way, I’m trying to see that ship that crashed!’

You can get waterproof Bluetooth speakers that are designed to go in the shower for less than £10 in the UK. The sound quality isn’t amazing, but they’re not much different from a phone speaker, especially with the sound of the water 👍

“NOT LIKE THAT! NOT LIKE THAT!”

Ah, possibly, it’s been a while. Either way, he was one of the main organisers / agitators, and acted like a victim when it was pointed out that he was perfectly safe on holidays while the muppets who followed him were getting arrested.

How dare you dox poor old tiny Tommeh like that! He was working hard from his lilo before the loony left outed him!

For anyone reading this who’s out of the loop, Tommy Robinson, aka Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, provoked and organised riots in the UK, but while the perpetrators were being arrested, he took his family away on a foreign holiday ‘for their safety’.

I wish that was true. I live in the South Wales valleys, and a significant number of people here think that he’s a man of the people who’s standing up for them and their rights. Tommy Robinson too :(

Awesome, thank you :)

If you do find the name, could you post it here please? It sounds like it could be good :)

Now you’re just being silly. Everyone knows that Linux is better than Winblow$$$ because all your programs are available from your app store, and can be installed with a few clicks. You never have to go hunting for random downloads again! 🙄

Ga ga goo goo ;)

Exactly this. I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say anything like goddamn shitbiscuit, and only heard things like god fucking dammit when they’ve had time to stop and think about it.

It’s much more likely for someone here to grunt or suck through their teeth, or maybe something short like shit.

The Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) was apparently doing this a few years ago. They would book people in for appointments in an upstairs room and put out of order signs on the lifts. Anyone who made it to the room was automatically denied their benefits.

I say apparently because I didn’t personally know anyone who went through that one. The office that I had to visit had a car park, but no spaces near the door. I was dropped off by the door while my wife parked the car, but another person drove themselves and walked from the car. Their claim was denied, based on the distance they walked.