We all have to shit at the same time, that’s the trick.

Chat gpt told them to do it

I didn’t know Portnoy did anything except pizza reviews. What a tool.

Oh man, if we could fuck up his birthday party I would be so happy.

Swine flu

Should I leave a note?

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

Ticonderoga #2, an absolute classic.

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can’t handle Spanish you’re gonna have a bad time.

Ah, so that’s America in the middle then.

They’re accelerationists. They’re burning the system down so they can build their own in its place.

If he was they’d be dead-naming him already.

But then he would be free.