Alright but how do we know those weren’t Nazi civilians repairing a concentration camp roof? Also in 1999 the United States bombed Serbia, a country that had never attacked them, so are there really any good guys at all?

Why would you buy a foreign sword and take a job away from a decent, hardworking American blacksmith?

I got a real Nigerian scam letter once, by lettermail. I was so proud of it, I showed it to people.

Oh I’m sorry, are you not prepared to suffer any consequences at all for an important cause? Fucking tourist.

And I don’t wanna talk to an economist, y’all motherfuckers lyin’ and gettin’ me pissed

Are we sure they’re not saying Uruk Hai?