Username checks out.

You spend a portion of every day quietly sobbing, dont you?

Red triangle?

An argument_solver._

Lol, I seen so many held on with paperclips. I refused to use them because I got a black eye from one in my buddies Probe lmao.

Its a good thing you came along to reiterate that.

Well now I’m very confused and curious lol.

Might be a whole world of chairs out there I never knew about.

You can have chairs delivered

A drunken dipshit is what he is.

Still pretty funny tho.

Lol, you think the rest of the world won’t be fucked as well?

Luckier then Palestinians tho 'eh?

I’m too old to be getting down on the fucking ground like that. Needs a frame of cinder blocks and plywood.

You can always count on Mississippi! I’m surprised Texas isn’t higher, we drive like maniacs.

You monster!

You’d also have to replace *victory" with “getting your ass handed to you.”