The Infinite Nematode

I used to enjoy the divorced birds sub over in the other place that this tweet spawned

Pre-conforming? A little reminder to me of why I don’t pay for a licence.

Why is the third panel a different species?!

Thirded.

Also, is your username a cosmere reference?

I’ve seen loads of posts from ~grad on my feed saying how China’s provision of homes for the homeless is an indicator of advanced civilisation, so presumably they’ll be along in a second to tell me the Sadiq is doing a great thing here?

Any… Second… Now

People named Natasha…

Oh, I’ve got this far down the comments before realising we were maybe talking about arm based flotation devices and not turds.

Third line could be “the dreams that I get rekt in”

AI enabled Elmo? Helping your cave dwelling children develop their creativity?

Relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/2501/

So much for the view that trans people would not be impacted by this ruling, it was a clarification and they were covered elsewhere in the law

Satire article? Please tell me that’s a satire article?

In the film “Mars Attacks” there’s a scene where the US president, country under attack, takes a call from the French president who thinks he’s negotiated a peace deal with the Martian ambassador.

The US president wearily says “Maurice, get out of the room, get out now” and then there’s a scene with the Martians attacking the French cabinet and the Eiffel Tower

I’m reminded of that scene when people think they can honestly negotiate with these guys

Probably people who think this is advertising over information. For example, here’s a list of European made bags would be better.

I originally skipped past on the assumption it was disguised advertising

Seven ospreys diving in tight formation

The Breturn?

Hang on, more of an unnecessary economic error than Liz Truss?! That’s impressive “hold my beer” territory

To check that the Turkish election is free and fair right? Right?

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