Instead just one comedian, you get house full of clowns

Gives a new meaning to Knuckles the Echidna

Not an American tourist this time

Me calling into work because I woke up transformed into a gigantic insect

You wouldn’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for a refund on this crappy copper I bought from Ea-nāṣir

The best strategy for combatting Trump Derangement Syndrome is also for everybody to get it?

Don’t characterize him as insane. Characterize him and his ilk as calculated psychopaths. Do not let them get away with an insanity defense at the next Nuremberg Trials.

All US paper money is invalid because the Treasurer and Secretary of the Treasury did not actually sign in pen on each bill

Obviously, this horrendous and fascist (par for the course). I think there is also a subtle insidious layer to this that would imply stripping all dissidents of their gun rights, therein stifling rebellion.

The top eighth of a billionaire and the bottom seven-eighths of a billionaire

the first outbreak in the town of Boloko began after three children ate a bat

You’re kidding me