As soon as I saw the reply, I could visualise it. Already told my friends, making it a thing in my neck of the woods as well

How much/many is a slab of beer? Never heard that expression before

If your friend fails the pencil test, it’s definitely a moob

It’s two cats. I stumbled on a meme based on this pic and the OOP commented how weird but fun it is to see the pic in the wild.

Had one of those electric bug zappers on the wall at work what was hooked to a wall switch. I taped it in ON position with a note ‘keep on’ and every once in a while some eager closer picked off the tape to switch it off along with the other ones in the row.

And Santa is not real

All the Rudolfs are roasted

Suva is an Estonian company manufacturing all kinds and lengths of socks, both wintery options and summery in all colours. Brief check said that delivery to Netherlands is fixed €11 so bulk will be cheaper. Suva leggings have been my winter staple for years and the socks I have from them have lasted for years as well.