Baconius

Then had to change my name to Tumsius

Someone remind me…What’s the current count of how many atrocities those drag queens have committed in the last year?

Alcoholius

Can we just take a minute to appreciate how much forehead she has? She could star in the next Coneheads movie!

Lol. Great retort. Have an updoot - I thought it was funny.

I’m somewhat gruntled

Uhhhhh should we tell him?

But if it weren’t, this story would be legendairy!

Am sprinter. Need proof

Makers is so insanely overrated. If you’re gonna spend that money anyways, any of these is a huge upgrade from makers:

• Mitchers
• 1792
• Four Roses
• Basil Haydens

Capo’d at what appears to be the 5th fret, so technically they’re playing a B major chord

3rd fret, so technically they’re playing a A# major chord~~

This gif gave me wood

I got a reply from him on Reddit once. Well, maybe his assistant, but whatever. What a bummer. Definitely thought is peak role was on Top Secret. Loved that film so much! Guess I’m going to have to go watch it again

The girl on her knees could stand to lose a few pounds too

Not to belittle this accomplishment, but how is this a “World’s First” success?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_heart

It’s making a plan to build a canal in Panama