“Society when kids are no longer … beaten into submission” is exactly the take I needed to get my morning going!

You think theres a world where they pivot from 3 to 1? I can’t imagine this regime apologizing and flip-floping on anything :3

They accidentally sent the letter but they’ll still make good on it. Thats my guess.

Lock one in the airlock, and confine the already-in one to quarters. If Outside Ramirez is bad but can’t defeat the module’s external shielding, this isn’t a good plan. This has the downside of bringing Bad Ramirez to Earth but the upside of not forcing Either Ramirezs, good or bad, to fight for their life. Anyway, fucking love this. Thanks for reminding me of the horror of a Second Ramirez.

To be fair, I’ve never talked to anyone whose been properly shot in the heart and didn’t go on to quickly find love. Makes you think…

You dropped this> /s

Grandma’s shitting has ended.

Jokes on you: I’m fucking sending it. I’m doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?