I just got a nice straw broom the other day. Try to ban relocate it and I’ll relocate its haft… i don’t know… uhh… from my cold-dead hands! (sorry I just wanted to brag about my new broom! I’ve been cleaning cobwebs and (old) wasp nests from our house and its gonna be transformative once i get enough cobwebs off.)

Unrelated, you don’t supposed its bad to have wasps around, do you? Theres a Paper Wasp nest outside my bedroom window and sometimes they get in to escape the heat and I have to let them out when they start buzzing around. I think its cute!

My neighbor has a manual mower. Its so cute! I wanna mow the lawn just so I can push it! Also, it doesn’t hurt to push (I’m so old haha)!

>Take memes seriously and get in fights with strangers.

-Sidhean

literally 1984 lmao

Can i fistfight ChatGPT next? I bet I could kick its ass, too :p

Just secure the tip D:

ITT: “You don’t deserve candy if you’re poor” sorry that was mean

Like, yeah, its bad for me. I was hooked on it as a kid and I’m trying to cut back except so many people in my life eats shit-tons of sugar. I’m working on it, but I do not need the government telling me what I can and can’t eat just because I’m poor. I dunno, that seems mean. Maybe RFK should work on just banning them all together (unless you’re rich ofc). If its bad for me, its bad for you, too.