Scrambled Eggs

I… I don’t know how I feel about this…

Please don’t post my nudes

Yes. I’m glad he got the photo op before Garcia disappears.

Any law firm that sides with a man that believes he is above the law shouldn’t be in business.

And no one was shocked.

Unexpected world peace. Everyone unites under a common enemy.

Lol we all know trump would put pharmaceuticals on the exemption list.

The only reason musk would want this is to put his name officially on ideas he bought. Presumably on patents and whatnot.

I assumed she was pardoned by trump already

What was it? Trump is taking out the trash, yada yada.

Well I mean… Gestures at everything

Of course it’s AI. It doesn’t happen in real life

Ooooohhhh fuck yeah

Remember when insider trading was illegal? Or has that never applied to politicians?

I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

Sounds like a Pokemon

The only mistake was the brain worm not killing him. You think the statement of having brain worms would make him unable or undesirable to hold any type of office.

Don’t you get locked out of your email when fired especially government ones? What happened to the people that were unable to check their employee email or just didn’t check it since they were fired?

“friends” you keep using this word but I’m not sure you know what it means.

People close to him have stated they loathe him. What they love is money and power. Nobody that knows him truly cares about him.

It’s obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald’s is America’s favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he’s thinking he’s going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald’s which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.