Plot twist: it’s tea made with the pour-over method, using extra tea leaves to keep the flavor strong. This croc is downing 200mg of caffeine in one go.

I don’t know that we should be caffeinating crocodillians.

Just because they didn’t have modern technology doesn’t mean they didn’t have any technology. They could have used Skype for videoconferencing.

I think it’s just a WWE match at this point. They’ll have a dramatic fight with some fake blows, and then go pick up their paychecks. They might even go hang out if there’s not actually any bad blood between them. They’re pretty much coworkers at this point. They might have real personal conflicts, but I doubt they’ll actually air those grievances with their customers. Too many skeletons, as others have said.

Still, that’s really cool! There’s something particularly funny about a McDonald’s in Scotland. It feels like a Taco Bell in Spain.

I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?

Respectfully, I must disagree. I feel like children need a place where they can be free to unwind after their 16-hour factory shifts and maybe grab a beer.

Dystopian? The flag that waved over this?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/10/28/fact-check-9-things-women-couldnt-do-1971-mostly-right/3677101001/

For me, it was just a silly metaphor, but you might be onto something:

“Fasting is eating. Refusing is ordering. Salad is burger.” ~ George Orwell

“I have very vivid dreams and nightmares, and my biggest fear is of some kind of dystopian future where we’re advanced in every way except in our burgers.” ~ Bryce Dallas Howard

“Dystopian novels help people process their fears about what the future burger might look like; further, they usually show that there is always hope, even in the bleakest future burger.” ~ Lauren Oliver

“Who controls the past controls the burger. Who controls the present controls the past.” ~ George Orwell

[Angry ferret noises] as it sails through the air to its unfortunate target: the enemy’s unprotected pant leg opening. The devastation will be swift and severe. Many humanitarians argue it should be considered a war crime, but few if any superpowers are willing to risk total ferret weapon disarmament fearing it may upset the tenuous balance of power established by mutually assured nethers destruction.

Long live the Crowvelution!

You have set me back financially by at least a month, but thank you.

I will never recover from that. You have my begrudging admiration. If you need me, I’ll be in the burn ward.

Wheels within wheels within wheels…

Hooters is gone. This isn’t off the table.

Those were the days. Don’t look at how the size changed over time. It’ll make you too sad.

Upton Sinclair has left the chat in frustration.

“I warned you, but did you listen?!”

You laugh, but a cashless society means ID’ing oneself with every transaction.

You’re right. I just didn’t feel like chopping the original meme and stitching it back together. I just made my little addition to the top. I guess that did make the post a little…shitty.

Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.