He’s not your pal, buddy!

How about a nice Kermit the Frog?

Expected this to be an onion headline at first

Same. I remember him like becoming a thing and then I saw a video where there was all this panic about losing a bunch of data since it was all stored on a striped array with no backup, and I’m thinking “this guy is giving tech tips?” I wasn’t sure if it was satire, but I thought it was dumb and found him / his staff just annoying.

sigh Jesus fucking Christ

Nor should he be. Ever.

The ultimate bitch

Awesome. Fuck that traitorous cunt and her family.

Haha yeah I got those a few times. Funny thing is that they kept showing the house across the street from me.

Oh ok, well that’s good enough for me.

/s in case that’s not obvious.