I had a great breakfast at 16:00 in a restaurant serving nothing but breakfast and if that is valid, everything is.

While I wore them!

Jesus Christ, take a dump or get off the toilet! I’m so sick of this game this idiot plays.

Don’t be shocked, but I think your father-in-law might be an idiot.

When your gene pool is a closed loop recycling facility.

Prison as a service, why didn’t Jeff Bezos come up with that?

Dunno, ma-west-1 or something like that?

To be fair, it is absolutely stunning. It’s not OK to steal and smuggle, but I do kind of understand the urge to do so. If you’re ever in Berlin and are interested in history/archeology, check it out.

That works. Strap a nice acronym to it and then let’s get something to eat.

Recentlyfoundland?

Liar! We would never do something like…

Uh, never mind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_Gate

The stones themselves weren’t evil. They were controlled by evil and corrupted by its presence.

Oh yeah? Well, uh… SHUT UP!

But probably yes, it was fucked up in a different way.

Jewish space lasers, we all know them. MTG go pew pew!

I don’t smoke, so… I’ll be away for half an hour to the bathroom while shit hits the fan. Kthxbye!

Just keep Ted Cruz in a cage somewhere in a region prone to flooding and when he’s trying to flee to Cancun you know something is coming.

He’s some kind of indicator species. When he migrates, it’s time to stockpile water and food. Way cheaper than expensive satellites or weather balloons.

I didn’t mean to get called out on it.

Maybe that would be a good experience for the people who brought and kept him there. You know, to grow as a person or something like that.

Lesser evil will never be gone, even if the electoral system is changed to whatever could be perfect. You’ll never align 100%, and that’s OK. Compromising isn’t that bad if the stances aren’t as brain dead as they are right now.

Bruh, the USA absolutely fucking excels in fucking complaining and invading without a shred of skin in the game. They have fucking earned to get tossed all the shit in the world at them.