People when kids screech at a restaurant: ‘Must be shitty parents.’

People when kids run around at a restaurant: ‘Must be shitty parents.’

People when kids use an ipad at a restaurant: ‘Must be shitty parents.’

There’s no winning here. Children just aren’t allowed to exist.

We are the exception because we most definitely weren’t like that at all as a kid. /s

Imagine being an early hominid and not knowing that dogs only live for so many years.

The last day always comes too soon.

Millennials are killing the living industry.

People when autistic boys have mental shutdowns: haha it’s so quirky when he hyperfixates.

People when autistic girls have mental shutdowns: what a bitchy and emotional teenager. She’s not even autistic she just does it for attention.

I’ll read out the subtext for people who are unable to:

“When I say ‘hurry up’, what I mean is that I’m annoyed because you should have hurried up before getting to the bus so that I don’t have to wait for you while you’re late.”

That’s a recipe for a UTI. Please do not garlic bread.

Not a smartphone in sight. Just trilobites living in the moment.

That’s the evolutionary theory behind polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS). 10% of all women have it.

Starve a lot, eat a lot, expend minimal calories, rinse and repeat. As a bonus, we get hyperandrogenism and delayed fertility. Great for surviving scarcity, terrible for surviving the modern world.

It does, to the average Floridian and to Ron DeSantis.

Advocating for veterans is one of few things that has the chance of appealing to Republicans.

I’d argue that saving some people from the death penalty is better than saving none at all. It will open the door in the future to fully ending the death penalty.

Smh can’t even spell gellapinnose right.

Toothbrush microplastics

Nope. Just reading with basic comprehension:

Once us guys hit our 40s we just disappear into the hedges like homer, just part of the background.

The context of which was that women don’t experience this because OP was making the claim that young women can ‘have their pick of men’ when ever they want.

Ironic that you complain about men disappearing in their 40s when this happens so pervasively to women it’s called Invisible Woman Syndrome.

Aging out of societal relevance is hard for everyone. Let’s not pretend that this is a uniquely male thing, especially when women are pressured to conceal their aging to a far greater degree.

Trump isn’t going to read this but people with small penises will. There’s no need to use conservative language here.

Why are there so many mastercard ads on lemmy lately?

Someone needs to go prune the astroturf.

Nothing ever happens.

Someone’s been enjoying Josh Johnson’s shows.

Woah no need to get Pol-itical about it.

Don’t let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

1. The phone is clearly mounted on the dashboard.

2. It’s not uncommon for people to record their whole trip for social media, not just take to a picture.

3. This caption could have been pasted over a completely unrelated screenshot of someone else’s video for all we know.

Don’t touch your phone while driving, but also, don’t believe everything you see on social media.