Lmao, like those rubber balls you can put on furniture to stop kids braining themselves?

The string section are scavengers, they’ll wait for a poorly aimed honkwitch to land amongst them, then descend as a pack.

The spoils are divided up hierarchically, first violin always eats first.

Amazingly, I read that whole article and still have absolutely no idea what Cyberpunk RED is.

Fantastic bit of journalism there.